Tuesday, November 17, 2009

101 Reasons Why Jon Is Awesome.

Jon is awesome because he understands.

Jon is awesome because he listens.

Jon is awesome because he doesn’t judge people.

Jon is awesome because he has an opinion of his own.

Jon is awesome because he can be himself.

Jon is awesome because he is not self-conscious

Jon is awesome because he can talk to me for hours and be content.

Jon is awesome because he is a giraffe.

Jon is awesome because he is kind.

Jon is awesome because he is a n00basaurus.

Jon is awesome because he is helpful.

Jon is awesome because he has an amazing smile.

Jon is awesome because he says the most random sayings.

Jon is awesome because he is cute.

Jon is awesome because he is always smiling.

Jon is awesome because he is always happy.

Jon is awesome because he makes others happy.

Jon is awesome because he likes to read a lot.

Jon is awesome because he is on a spiritual journey.

Jon is awesome because he has a magnificent body.

Jon is awesome because he likes to write.

Jon is awesome because he flosses his teeth.

Jon is awesome because he eats healthy…most of the time.

Jon is awesome because he likes my rice and vegetables.

Jon is awesome because he makes our daily adventures amazing.

Jon is awesome because he has big feet.

Jon is awesome because he has big socks.

Jon is awesome because he meditates.

Jon is awesome because he wears purple boxers.

Jon is awesome because he likes to gender fuck.

Jon is awesome because he is always laughing.

Jon is awesome because he has nice eyes.

Jon is awesome because he has n00b glasses.

Jon is awesome because he is chill.

Jon is awesome because he makes funny jokes.

Jon is awesome because he always wants to hang out.

Jon is awesome because he likes bugs.

Jon is awesome because he has a nice ass.

Jon is awesome because he likes media studies.

Jon is awesome because he wants to help people.

Jon is awesome because he makes it that we are never bored.

Jon is awesome because he likes to drum.

Jon is awesome because he doesn’t let a cold bring him down.

Jon is awesome because he can be doing nothing and not complain.

Jon is awesome because he likes nature.

Jon is awesome because he is trying to be a vegetarian.

Jon is awesome because he likes cats.

Jon is awesome because he doesn’t start fights.

Jon is awesome because he has changed his life around.

Jon is awesome because he is nice to everyone.

Jon is awesome because he sings a lot.

Jon is awesome because he is wiener number three.

Jon is awesome because he likes feet when most people do not.

Jon is awesome because he likes wearing my bracelet.

Jon is awesome because he bites his lip.

Jon is awesome because he gets frisky.

Jon is awesome because he came to my house.

Jon is awesome because he likes my friends.

Jon is awesome because he has an earring.

Jon is awesome because he is a good kisser.

Jon is awesome because he reads military fantasies.

Jon is awesome because he compliments people.

Jon is awesome because he frosted flakes.

Jon is awesome because he has a nice chest.

Jon is awesome because he has metal on the back of his teeth.

Jon is awesome because he respects people.

Jon is awesome because he runs like a giraffe.

Jon is awesome because he doesn’t pressure anyone.

Jon is awesome because he likes to play jenga.

Jon is awesome because he plays soccer.

Jon is awesome because he sleeps in a sleeping bag.

Jon is awesome because he has nice nipples.

Jon is awesome because he has hairy legs.

Jon is awesome because he wants to live in the woods when he grows up.

Jon is awesome because he wears bright blue pants.

Jon is awesome because he has a lump on his head.

Jon is awesome because he has a HUGE vocabulary.

Jon is awesome because he doesn’t drink.

Jon is awesome because he wore my kilt on Halloween.

Jon is awesome because he is healthy at café.

Jon is awesome because he gives me super hugs.

Jon is awesome because he gives amazing massages.

Jon is awesome because he eats tofu.

Jon is awesome because he goes on nature walks.

Jon is awesome because he makes me smile every time I see him.

Jon is awesome because even though we try to do homework we end up talking.

Jon is awesome because he did an amazing job on his geography project. ;)

Jon is awesome because he has beautiful eyelashes.

Jon is awesome because he understood Men Who Stare at Goats.

Jon is awesome because he is not normal.

Jon is awesome because he likes Into the Wild.

Jon is awesome because he is a n00b at eating.

Jon is awesome because he always smells good

Jon is awesome because he joined pottery.

Jon is awesome because he doesn’t use shampoo.

Jon is awesome because he is near sighted.

Jon is awesome because he tried to teach me how to play the drums.

Jon is awesome because he makes hearts out of food.

Jon is awesome because he always takes 7+ pieces of fruit from the dining hall.

Jon is awesome because he likes nuts.

Jon is awesome because he is attractive.

Jon is awesome because his hair always sticks up.

Jon is awesome because he is awesome.

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